Professor Stache-off

Have you ever wondered how one of your favorite facial-haired professors would look like clean-shaven? Well now is your chance to turn that wonderment into a reality. As part of this year's Rosstache, we are having the first Professor Stache-off, in which one unlucky professor will have to shave off his beloved stache/goatee. The professors (who have all been sporting facial hair since before the Dow was last at 6500) that were kind enough to participate in this year's Professor Shave-off are Professors Gautam "Porter's sixth force should be my moustache" Ahuja, Damian "My goatee is sweeter than a kiwanee dumper" Beil, and Gautam "The NPV of my moustache is more significant than its IRR" Kaul.

So how exactly does the Professor Stache-off work? If you would like to see a particular professor shave off his facial hair, donate money to his "Time to shave off the stache/goatee" fund. Whichever professor collects the most money will have to shave off his facial hair at the Rosstache finale on March 26 at Skeeps (either live or on video).



Professor Gautam "Porter's sixth force should be my moustache" Ahuja

Professor Damian "My goatee is sweeter than a kiwanee dumper" Beil

Professor Gautam "The NPV of my moustache is more significant than its IRR" Kaul